these stills of joffrey look like someone just said something really offensive
Queen Margaery - breaker of awkward moments.
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road